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Sarah Palin's Heartbeat

10/01/08

Permalink 05:25:15 am, by Burr Deming Email , 493 words   English (US)
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Sarah Palin's Heartbeat

It must have seemed a dream come true. The path for a minor council member of a village turned city becoming a national figure had been smoother than Dorothy's yellow brick road. But we're not in Alaska anymore, Toto. The seamless tapestry of Sarah Palin's career became an ensnaring web.

The various calamities befalling Governor Palin fall into distinct groups.

Those of her own making were known, or at least knowable. Her penchant for censorship was well documented and could have been discovered by the most superficial background check. Her vigorous backing of the famed Bridge-to-Nowhere was a matter of public record. Her relentless use of her political position to get a former in-law fired as part of a family feud was already a subject of a bipartisan legislative investigation. No violations of truth in lending in any of this. No fine print involved.

Her religion is shared by millions and private beliefs should not concern us as long as they remain a matter of intimate conscience. My own visits to Pentecostal services have been intensely spiritual experiences. The welcoming spirit and generous love have not seemed to me to be appended to holy conspiracy tales or to any embattled fellowship borne of conjured persecution. The joy and noise have been liberating even to me, a confirmed adherent of the Wesleyan tradition. It is true that I have never participated in public exorcisms of witchery, or approved of persecutions of those accused of forbidden magical arts. But even this was already known about Palin.

The mishaps not listed on the label to begin with have been largely imposed upon her. Her astonishing delivery of a convention speech, whether she wrote it or not, portended an untapped ability to communicate core principles with ease. No off-shore drilling needed: the energy was already in barrels and ready for refining. But she was battered to incoherence by distrustful McCain handlers, bullied into a hesitancy that manifested itself in fearful public interviews. The thundering orator was graceless with Gibson, horrible with Hannity, and became comical with Couric. She was beaten into swallowing her tongue. Her handlers have not served her well.

"Mindlessness" has been a bum rap, and her debate with Joe Biden will seem redeeming. The real concern about Governor Palin should be clear as crystal after last Friday's debate. Even more, it should be made apparent by the increasingly eratic behavior of her angry, troubled running mate. The mind is compelled to entertain thoughts of health and heartbeats. The election of the Republican team would bring the nation to a nightmarish possibility.

If anything happened to Sarah Palin, John McCain would become President.

Your turn.

7 comments

Comment from: katie schwartz [Visitor] · http://katieschwartz.blogspot.com
This was my favorite line "If anything happened to Sarah Palin, John McCain would become President"

I'm glad you posted this on my blog. Great article!
10/04/08 @ 11:32
Comment from: Tony Maxey [Visitor] · http://cat-e-whompus.blogspot.com/
Palin said it pretty well during the debate; "I've only been at this five weeks..." She performed well against Biden, and I agree with you that the McCain campaign handlers did her did her no favors in preparing her for Gibson, Couric, etc. I too liked your line last line.



10/04/08 @ 14:48
Comment from: Jarawara [Visitor]
You stole my line!

The old line from 1988 was that if anything every happened to George Bush (Sr.), that Dan Qualye would become president. I started saying after 2000 that if anything every happened to Dick Cheney, Dubya would become president! hehehe...
10/04/08 @ 20:04
Comment from: jerry w [Visitor] Email · http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
Many people think that she did well in the debate because, well, she didn't screw up. This might explain away some of her poor performances in the past wherein she was so bad she set the bar so low that it would be almost impossible not to do better.

For a better understanding of why she was given a pass on it, listen to the debate again and see what percentage of the questions she actually answered.

http://boskolives.wordpress.com/2008/10/05/get-the-puck-out-of-here/

As a reminder, she'd only be a "few feeble heartbeats away..." from being the next leader of the free world.

Jerry w
10/05/08 @ 08:00
One of the many things I like about Palin is her ability to seem "earthy" or "down Home", "folksy". She doesn't talk above your head in the way most Politicos speak. If she has an Answer, she will speak her mind and if not, she lets you know that too.
SNL has been doing Parody of her, without much stretch of their imagination. Whether its the writers or Fey, who will say.
Compared to the others in contention for the WH brass ring, she is a much welcome breath of fresh air. And her religion shouldn't matter unless she is secretly worshipping Osama...
And the heart beat away line is very right {and maybe too true in Bush's case}.
10/05/08 @ 14:05
Comment from: Roger Migently (Sir ) [Visitor] · http://valuesaustralia.com/blog
Ha ha! That is the real fear. Imagine if Cheney had died. Bush would have run the US. Doesn't bear thinking about.
10/05/08 @ 19:37
Comment from: JMyste [Visitor]
Burr, if you keep writing such entertaining articles, I am going to get fired for reading them! Will you get boring already? I have work to do.
10/08/08 @ 12:31

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