Doesn't matter that the words make no sense.

Nuggets of internet gold:

• Mad Mike considers the Icelandic volcano and poses a theological question to Christian fundamentalists.

• The World of Doorman-Priest leaves the theological world to Mad Mike for a moment and exposes an example of political evil.

• Conservative Chuck Thinks Right is religious, after a fashion. He likes prayer, doesn't like gays, and really doesn't like the United States District Court for the Western District of Wisconsin.

• Slant Right's John Houk takes everything he hates Muslims, immigrants, liberals, people who don't go to church, rolls them all up into a ball, which he then calls The Left. He then attacks The Left for being filled with contradictions. If his passions made him explode, we would gaze at the pieces and exclaim, "that's John all over!"

• A Cardinal makes a false link between gays and child abuse. Ned Williams at WisdomIsVindicated dutifully reports the phony connection.

• Tim McGaha at Tim's Thoughtful Spot is inspired by spring to thoughts of sports, books, and U.N.C.L.E.

• Jack Jodell at THE SATURDAY AFTERNOON POST could win on Jeopardy with all the things he knows about Minnesota.

• Max's Dad, whose views are entertaining and on target, takes on Nebraska Governor Dave Heineman.

• Thoughtful conservative James Wigderson supports the choice of the people in local races. Could he go federal with Barack Obama?

• Manifesto Joe of Texas Blues contrasts today's demagogues with Huey Long. Entertaining video included.

• Nancy Hanks at The Hankster likes the independent spirit and political advocacy of Dr. Lenora Fulani.

• David Everitt-Carlson of The Wild Wild East Dailies in Munich has a neat way of presenting his new resume. Beware automatic music on your PC speakers.

• The Vigil notes the assassination of a Russian judge who had gotten tough on a racist gang.

Have a safe weekend. Pray for someone in pain. The economic recovery hasn't been tangible for a lot of ordinary folks.

• Jack Jodell at THE SATURDAY AFTERNOON POST seems underwhelmed by the combined intellect and honesty of the Palin and Bachmann duo. His opinion is ...well... direct.

• Max's Dad has a photo of the recent joint appearance of the two along with an ungentlemanly question.

• Nancy Hanks at The Hankster finds a worthy progressive cause in an acting school in NYC. Kind of like therapy for the audience.

• MyCue at RANDOM THOUGHTS laments the decline of public education. Interesting run through.

• Ned Williams at WisdomIsVindicated finally gets it right with video of an unbelievable instance of baseball heroism. Good job, Ned.

• The Vigil's Vigilante finds insight about terrorism in a conservative analysis of Russia.

• Slant Right's John Houk forgets to fact check a Christian Broadcasting piece on the ACLU persecuting innocent Christians. Some religious folks are fairly rigid about 9 of the Commandments. The one about false witness? Not so much. Houk could have found the facts here. But why bother with little details?

• A more honest cleric at the World of Doorman-Priest exposes similar untruths in Great Britain. He posts more here.

• Gwendolyn Barry with New Global Myth looks at the Rubio/Crist electoral mess in Florida and finds a way to make her choice with some enthusiasm. Beware auto music.

• A Democrat loses in Wisconsin and conservative James Wigderson seems less than thrilled.

• David Everitt-Carlson of The Wild Wild East Dailies in Munich continues his fascination with his friend Travis. Beware automatic music on your PC speakers.

• Conservative Chuck Thinks Right finds comfort about November in a poll on voter enthusiasm. Republicans, he says, have a lot more than Democrats. He could be right, even though it's a Fox poll.

• Manifesto Joe of Texas Blues casts his net in St. Louis where he finds a corporation making millions screwing over the unemployed.

• MadMike has a theological puzzle of his own to pose.

• Entertaining conservative luminary James Wigderson, gives a politician a hard time for his voting residence: his parents' home. It's okay to be a liberal, just don't get on the bad side of this writer.

• Chuck Thinks Right, a conservative whose light burns less brightly, declares health care a GOP political victory.

• Ned Williams at WisdomIsVindicated, issues a fact free post, mostly of snark. Democrats cut out middleman banks from government loans to students at a savings of $61 billion. Poor Ned imagines this to be socialization of higher education...smuggled ... into law. Oh Ned!

• A developing spiritual leader at World of Doorman-Priest introduces an alternative to Jesus dying as payment for our sins: Jesus sacrificing himself to set us free. He explains the difference.

• Max's Dad reacts to child abuse scandals and religious dogma.

• Manifesto Joe of Texas Blues entertains us with his take on a plethora of GOP sex scandals. A plethora.

• David Everitt-Carlson of The Wild Wild East Dailies in Munich has more on The Travis Diaries. Beware automatic music on your PC speakers.

• Tim McGaha at Tim's Thoughtful Spot posts a very cool video of awesome top gun type flyovers.

• At The Vigil our favorite Vigilante mourns the passing of an actual principled conservative Republican. You heard me!

• Jack Jodell, friend of the working blogger, at THE SATURDAY AFTERNOON POST goes to the dark side on a series of conservative issues, flirting with the right. Et tu, Jodell?

• Nancy Hanks at The Hankster favors changes in voting laws in Pennsylvania, California, and Ohio. She seems to like independent voters. A lot.

• Let's see. Obama sends Biden to Israel to get help shifting world opinion against Iran. Benjamin Netanyahu instead expropriates Palestinian homes in favor of new Israeli settlements. So Slant Right's John Houk blames Obama. John needs more healing to make it up to deranged. Mothers, let this story be a warning. Keep kids off drugs.

• Gwendolyn Barry with New Global Myth doesn't care much for Obama's new drill baby drill policy. Beware automatic music on your PC speakers.